Allen the Alien
Broadcasting live
from a backyard on Earth

One alien · One joke at a time

He crossed an entire galaxy.
Just to tell a joke.

Allen came a very long way to tell you something short. Press play, wait for the laugh — it's the loudest thing about him.

Species: friendly Material: puns only Laugh: unmistakable
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Secret Weekly Transmissions

He sends the good ones by email.

A new joke every week, straight from Allen, for people who can't wait for him to get around to posting. This page gets whatever he remembers to upload. Free. Leave whenever you like.